1- Back from holiday: bad times. Cats suddenly refusing to acknowledge my existance: even worse times.
2 - How dare Mayer get food poisoning three days before concert!
3 - Inflatable origami bunnies can be a great party trick.
4 - Coming last in Eurovision kinda sucks. I guess you all really do hate us?
5 - Barbecue food is supposed to be burnt, everyone knows that!
6 - Black country accents can turn up anywhere, especially when you least expect it.
7 - Liberal amounts of after-sun can certainly help return you to your original colour, but not for long.
8 - Angry swans are way scarier than barking dogs.
9 - Not being able to go four days without facebook, I'm a little embarrassed.
10 - I definitely need to be at the woophy meeting next year. Please advertise dates early!