1- Cars skidding on ice would be more fun if you weren't heading towards a ditch at the time.
2- Putting on 5lbs over Christmas is no laughing matter :(
3- When looking for your keys, try the fridge!
4- Cats will never tell you where they left the mouse, always best to check your shoes though.
5- You can watch 'Big Brother' ironically, right?
6- It's twenty-ten not two-thousand-and-ten, has Star Trek taught you nothing??
7- We should all get excited about stickers, not just 8 year olds.
8- The average human spends half an hour as a single cell - kind of beautiful, no?
9- Why is there never anyone around to tell when a maths miracle happens and you suddenly understand indicies?
10- AVATAR! Thank you for making 3D glasses cool again!
11 - Slipping on the ice while carrying expensive camera gear. Not funny. Thankfully no harm done.
12 - 'Love, Actually' is now the only film I cry at, no matter how many times I've seen it.
13 - A little bit of snow and the whole country shuts down, since when did we become such wimps?
14 - M83 are keeping me up all night now. Thanks, they're amazing!
By Zoidberg (of course)