1. Zumba: the most fun you can have in a belly dancing scarf listening to Ricky Martin. 2. New favourite smell: newly blown out birthday candles. 3. Watching Mum try to work a computer is like watching a toddler play with a priceless ming vase. 4. Saving up [...]
1- Back from holiday: bad times. Cats suddenly refusing to acknowledge my existance: even worse times.
2 - How dare Mayer get food poisoning three days before concert!
3 - Inflatable origami bunnies can be a great party trick.
4 - Coming last in Eurovision kinda [...]
1- Cars skidding on ice would be more fun if you weren't heading towards a ditch at the time.
2- Putting on 5lbs over Christmas is no laughing matter :(
3- When looking for your keys, try the fridge!
4- Cats will never tell you where they left [...]
1- Forget terrorists, admin staff are the true evil of this world.
2- Sprained ankles hurt. A lot.
3- Spinning, probably invented by admin staff.
4- I wish I could live on Ramsay Street.
5- The word 'climax' is Greek for ladder.
6- Seven teaspoons of sugar + half a [...]
1 - I have met 26 students, 6 teachers, 3 tutors and 50 kids of varying age groups all in one week.
2 - A firm glare and a slow shake of the head will stop any 5 year old from fidgeting.
3 - I will never [...]
If your home has something other than a dirt floor, you are in the top half of the worlds population.
If your home has a roof, a door, windows and more than one room, you are in the top 20%
If you have refridgeration, you are in [...]
1- For the first time, I've realised that every birthday I spend most of the day in pyjamas, watching dvd extras.
2- Work just gets in the way of your days off (stupid work...)
3- Sometimes it's best not to blindly follow your sat nav into forests.
4- [...]
1 - Summer holidays should be compulsary for everyone, why let the kids/teachers have all the fun!
2 - For some reason I can receive the CNN news channel on my tv, I watch it whenever I want to feel patronised.
3 - Festival tickets = skint [...]
1 - Crappy AWFUL weeks sometimes have good endings.
2 - One day (one day) Andy Murray will win Wimbledon (stupid Roddick...)
3 - And on the subject of Roddick, did you know he picked his wife out of a swim wear catalogue?
4 - Adds to my [...]
1 - Wearing sunglasses indoors, seriously. You look stupid.
2 - How come making eye contact can be so difficult?
3 - New shoes really can brighten my day!
4 - Matching socks are so last year.
5 - I now have a map of the world poster and [...]