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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 07:24
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Oh, but if you ask the wise man, he will tell you that the cow ate your picture...


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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 09:36 - Edited by: pansa
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And it was very hard to digest.

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But the chairman of the jury had learned a lot from this trip. A winning photo should show a lot of scrap without any compo. It should be "original" i.e. ignore any photography rules. But where to find such a snapshot on a quality site? That would be a tough job.

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 11:59
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But after looking to more scrappy crappy pictures:
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The wise chairman discoveres that thse crappy pictures are not that beautiful, maybe we have to search to the most beautiful flower and he continues his way throught the flower field in Germany...............
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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 12:24
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or...he will ask the people of Jerusalem if they have the answer....
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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 12:46 - Edited by: pansa
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Horses can also be helpful. When they nod their head it is a price winning picture.

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But be careful. It can be dangerous. Some horses attack when they don't like the picture.

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 12:52
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And they told him to take a deep breath, close his eyes and relax for a while,
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cause so much information is confusing, he should look on the simple things of life.

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 13:03
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Like an apple and an oignon. The chairman got tears in his eyes seeing this simple beauty of nature.

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 13:11 - Edited by: Vidar S
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The time was getting shorter, all the salty water from his eyes made him dissapear, and he knew the time was up very soon.
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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 13:13
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They decided to ask the genie in the bottle,and she said to go into the mystical mountains of north wales,and seek out the unicorn,mabye she has the answer? 237060437209

# Posted: 8 Jan 08 13:16
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And the unicorn said; Look further into this valley and ask the three wise cows who said.........................
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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 14:07
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who said... finally, that is useful to make some considerations around the curves.
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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 14:42 - Edited by: pansa
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Your curves are running because the chairman of the jury is chasing them. He really likes curves. Would curves make the winning picture?

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 14:49
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So I plunged into the sea and after a firm swim
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I was surprised to found myself in Mexico!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CKXtFQY4Os
But maybe it was a divine hint to search here. So I looked every corner and every Cantina.
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Becuase these are the places to discus the greater things. And then I found him.
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The man with one eye! Are we close to the solution?

# Posted: 8 Jan 08 14:59 - Edited by: Jacky
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Ah, wake up and smell the flowers

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Sometimes you have to search a little deeper to find the hidden surprises

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 15:26
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And you might have to look in what might seem to others to be an unnatural place

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 16:13
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The magic eye can be useful for searching the winning photo in unnatural places.

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 16:22
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It's not wise to use a black cat for seeking the perfect foto, maybe this cat will find something.......

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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 16:32
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Maybe it is in the Red Sea
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Or in the Yellow River
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You always can ask the help of a policeman
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Or go and seek just in the common places
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but don't be disappointend to early.
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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 16:33
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Perhaps the process can be completed faster if the judges have better transport...

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And if they don't encounter locked doors


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# Posted: 8 Jan 08 16:33
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this cat is also getting into action...
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