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pansa
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 14:13 - Edited by: pansa
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Dear Woophians.
I like to try again a liitle story with photos and humour like we did before. I hope that we can make a nice thread.
Once upon a time there was a wise jury that had to select a winning photo for the contest.
They consulted a wise man that had good taste. However, the wise man knew that it was dynamite so he pointed them the way to an expert.
The jury hired a ship because the expert lived abroad
After some time they found an expert, a hobbit under a tree.
 [i][/i]please my friends, continue
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Dieuwertje
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 14:28
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But this Hobbit was in a bad mood and chanched himself in a ugly duck.
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pansa
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 14:50
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And the ugly duck, that actually was a hobbit, hided between a flock of geese, so that the jury couldn't catch it to ask the question about the winning photo.
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fotogravenswaay
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 15:06
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so they gathered around the mushroom and couldn't really decide what to do.......
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pansa
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 15:19 - Edited by: pansa
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They deliberated for days and days without food and water. Ultimately the master of the jury proposed to consult the white witches of Dartmoor.
These witches live up in a tower in the swamps and are difficult to find. Only hobbits know the right place.
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Dieuwertje
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 15:58
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So they go on, searching at the most strangely places.
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sawsengee
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 17:01 - Edited by: sawsengee
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the witches gazed into their crystal ball
ate the forbidden fruits of wisdom
and drank the elixir of knowledge
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Oscar_
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 17:06
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And after the drink of knowledge they can use something stronger
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pansa
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 17:21 - Edited by: pansa
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Needless to say that after drinking Oscar's stuff, the witches were not really cooperative. So the chairman of the jury beated the drums in an attempt to get contact with the supernatural for inspiration about the selection of the winning photo.
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TBM
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 17:30
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And finally, a Wise Face appeared among the clouds to the Chairman of the Jury (J)
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TBM
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 17:39
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... and The Voice said:
you shall climb the Highest Mountain, to reach the top where the Lake of Good Intentions mirrors the Sky of the Pure Photography...
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Nathan Servi
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 18:20
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And when the incredible symmetry between water and sky was achieved,
The wise man was finally touched by the god of inspiration, muse of the photographic arts...
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Vidar S
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 18:49
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... who said: Beware of the black cat, and don't let it cross the path your seeking. It may lead you to another path.
The wise man listened to the god of inspirations words, then...........
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TBM
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 19:23
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So the Chairman of the Jury went straight down from the mountain. He met a Steinbock who told him: the WINNING PHOTO has to be strong as my horns...
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Ruden Fretsbo
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 20:17
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But, of course, the steinbock turned out to be the DEMON itself!!!
And everything started to burn....
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Bluesbuster
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 20:20 - Edited by: Bluesbuster
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the muse came to the rescue...
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Vidar S
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 21:32 - Edited by: Vidar S
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.... and he used his until then unknown powers to turn the demon into an harmless butterfly.
"I told you, watch out for the black cat!" The Muse said, "but try again." The truth is out there. The wise man........
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lonesome runner
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 22:25
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looked out of his window and saw the solution: two beautiful woman from an exotic country and minority. This are my ideal jurymembers! With their open mind and total lack of
any knowledge they cannot be biased. With this pretty members I can come ....
eh, to a decision. But first
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Nathan Servi
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 22:43
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.... I must check that they are truly worthy of being jurors of such an essential task
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lonesome runner
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# Posted: 7 Jan 08 22:54
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And very important, I first have to discuss it with the Big Boss. Because he has unpredictable ideas about how to select. And without his permission it could be a tricky thing!
But fortunately Tricky Dicky spoke a very wise word: "it all depends on the picture and I have still not seen that". Wow, was he right! We all forgot to bring that picture. So I grabbed in my pocket, but there was nothing then a obscure mediocre picture
Oeps! I must have lost the right picture. Where could it be?
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